All in all, this episode felt kind of…quiet and…(gasp!) subtle. Which is nothing short of amazing if you compare it to the Master Class in Unsubtly of the previous doggie-sex episode.

There actually WAS bestiality in this one!

Ding-dong, bitches

At least it wasn’t racist!

So I binge-watched the remaining episodes of Sleepy Hollow with Katherine and Jason. I took notes as the episodes went on — they become less and less coherent as the episodes progressed.