All in all, this episode felt kind of…quiet and…(gasp!) subtle. Which is nothing short of amazing if you compare it to the Master Class in Unsubtly of the previous doggie-sex episode.

There actually WAS bestiality in this one!

Ding-dong, bitches

At least it wasn’t racist!

Ichabod lives in the cabin now. He discovers “spackle” and “loofas.” He is inconvenienced by plastic: “What is this impenetrable barrier around this instrument?”